Too Late Mate:

Recession Warning! Don't Worry - Be Happy! or it'll become Depression! ;AH.

so True, Funny as it seems!

By the look in your eye! where ever I Lay my Hat? ..... .. ....

It's like feeling the pain of everyone else then I feel nothing!

and if you must know I can tell you in two words: I'm not hard work - "I'm Impossible", what a feeling!

I can read your mind, you should be ashamed of yourself!

hmmm I won't let the SUN go down! Feckin Friday Nite!

so, for thousands of dollars YOUR name can go here!

and best of all everything can be filed under Miscellaneous.

Every man's memory is his private Literature!

Don't lead me into Temptation. I can find it myself - thankyou! A million to one chance, temptation!

oh Don't ask me, I have intermittent memory loss!

no blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes!

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

says you think I did you a Favor?